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Dr. X: Hello and welcome to Your Life Sucks, Get Over It. Today’s topic will be violent relationships and why the heck people stay in them. We have 5 very special people on the show today. Now, first we have to get to know you. Please state your name and blood type.

Tom: What does blood type have to do with ANYTHING?

Dr X: Just answer the question.

Tom: Uh…Tom…and I don’t know my blood type…

Dr X: Right then. And you, please state your name and blood type

Elsa: Elsa, and why do YOU have to know my blood type?

Dr. X: Because it’s MY show. YOU’RE just on it because your life sucks!

Elsa: No. That’s Caitlin. NOT ME!!

Dr. X: O…k…and you, name and blood type.

Saint: My name’s Saint…and I love football.

Dr. X: Wait, REAL name and BLOOD TYPE!!

Saint: Patrick, and I love FOOTBALL!!

Dr X: Ok, we know you like football. Now state your blood type.

Saint: FFFOOOOOOTTTTTTTBBBBBBAAAAAAAAALLLLLL!!!!!!!

Dr X: You know what, forget it. And you, name and blood type.

Mario: Mario Ortega, blood type AB negative.

Dr X: Ok, good. And you?

AJ: (Starts to cry)……………..AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Mario: That’s AJ. He’s a little EMOtional.

AJ: AHHHHHHHHH, what?

Dr X: All right then. Let’s get started. So, who actually has BEEN in a violent relationship?

All:………………………………….

AJ…AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Dr X: Anyone?

Mario:……….Me.

Dr X: All right, now we got a show going! So tell us, Mario, what role did you play in the violent relationship?

Mario: The violent one.

Audience: OOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Dr X: Hmm. What did you do to her…………. or him?

Mario: Uh, her, and I pushed my pregnant wife out a moving car.

Audience: BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Dr X: Why?

AJ: TO MANY QUESTIONS!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Mario: O…k…My father got on my nerves.

Dr X: Oh, I see. You were mad at your FATHER so you pushed your WIFE out a moving car. That makes PERFECT sense!! Moving on!

Mario: No, wait, that’s not
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